Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me
this cat is chubby halloween
THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON
KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE
THIS KITTY IS SAURON.
Am I gay?
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
is this an anime
What sort of sitcom world do you live in? (And how do I get there?)
This is hilarious.
what a deal
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
It’s this idea of “Hey, dudes are dudes.”